do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
826. A teacher says “Let’s get down to business”, and a muggleborn in the back yells “to defeat the Huns”. All the muggleborns join in: “DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED, FOR SONS”. The purebloods are staring at them like they’re some sort of sacrificial cult.
Kamisama Hajimemashita :: Nanami + Past Tomoe
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
The ultimate dad joke compilation
"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager